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Jan 27, 2012 • Although not officially approved by the US Military or the APO/FPO, sex toys (especially Fleshlights and simple non-vibrating masturbation sleeves) are well tolerated. “Fleshlights were delivered constantly while I was deployed.” explains one Iraq Veteran. “Also if you’re living in CHU’s in battle there’s always ‘alone time’, and believe me, he won’t be embarrassed because...
Uhhhh… free gift cards? For free? And I don’t have to first join a cookie-of –the-month club or buy an elephant? I will be signing up for that NOW, please. So this is what it is: Tickle is giving out $25 gift cards to 5,000 people. Starting today, go to Tickle and put a gift...
So you’ve been thinking about having sex at work, good for you! The workplace is, oftentimes, a very familiar environment. It is no wonder that among sexual thrill-seekers, it is usually the first stop on the list. It is very risky and your job is on the line if you are caught, but if you...
Nespresso C185 Koenig Le Cube Espresso Machine $242. First of all, it’s called “Le Cube.” The French make good espresso, don’t they? Yes they do. It is also “the Macintosh of espresso makers!” (exclamation point included) and boasts “easy capsule ejection” (cue Beavis & Butthead laugh). But seriously, it has a sleek design, warms your...
Lelo, the design standard for luxury vibrators, does it again with the Inez. Anyone in the market to buy a vibrator where money is not an issue, has surely considered this gold vibrator. The Swedish makers have always been known for using top quality materials and classic ergonomic engineering to make each luxury sex toy...
So, I’m trapped up here on my bed, and I don’t mean that in a good way. Luckily, I’m in a better situation than my cat, who is yowling away while trapped in the bathroom. You see, I am the victim of an impromptu carpet cleaning courtesy of my apartment complex, and until the rug...
I used to think that my mother had no impact on my fashion sense. That her sermons on how some things “never go out of style” left me unaffected and, quite frankly, determined to prove to her that the peasant look did go out of style. Then, one day she gave me a Rolling Stones...
Last week I was unwillingly bitten by the Spring-Cleaning Bug and I’ve been feeling it’s effects ever since. Cleaning, for me, is a battle of extremes where there is no middle ground. I am either not cleaning, or I’m on my knees cursing the new sponge I bought that is too bulky to clean the...
Before the advent of Facebook and other social utility sites, all relationships had two basic dimensions: in-person or over-the-phone communication. It was simple, and though AOL Instant Messenger connected us online, there were no real rules to follow. There wasn’t a need for rules in that era, but with Facebook’s insane popularity over the years,...
I avoid the dentist at all costs. The sound of the metal instruments scraping against my teeth is worse to me than the proverbial nails on a chalkboard; the dentist always seems so judgmental, and I’ve never once left without bleeding gums from some floss-happy nurse. Besides, doesn’t it seem contradictory to pay someone to...
I’ve always considered myself an outspoken, independent woman but I’ve never referred to myself as a “feminist.” To me, the word is slightly outdated. It conjures stereotyped images of hairy-legged, bra-burning man-haters intent on never wearing mascara, striding forth in unattractive boots to scare men into the idea of gender equality. In the 90’s “feminism”...
An Oscar is the perfect compliment to any actress’ career, but if the Academy Award is for the “best actress” category, (awarded as “performance by an actress in a leading role”) it can, somehow, be the kink in the chain that holds that actress’ romance together. It doesn’t make sense, and the number of men...
