The Thrill of the Pounce – Hautelook.com
A management professor once told me that you should always have at least one outfit in your wardrobe that you cannot afford. This is, of course, because you need to look absolutely smashing to show important people that you are a force to be reckoned with. He was speaking in terms of job interviews, but...
Top 10 Gifts for Your Daughter
A T-shirt designed by her favorite band $25. “OMG OMG mom, shut up! A T-shirt designed by The Shins? WHERE did you find this?!?!” Things you should know first: 1. Make sure she actually likes the band or artist you pick. 2. The available bands are more or less “indie rock,” so if you’ve heard...
Top 10 Gifts for Husbands
Fuego Element Grill $450. Men like grills. Men will like this grill because it looks kind of like a spaceship with wheels and fire. You can cook pizza and pancakes on this thing. Probably steaks and burgers too. It even hides the ugly green propane tank so nothing will come between a man and the...
So It’s Come to This Now! Holla!
My mom used the word “holla” on Facebook. There, I said it. There’s really no way to preface that statement. I guess it’s pretty cool that my mom is on Facebook in the first place (considering she just learned how to swipe her credit card at the gas pump – but more about that later)....
Are Warming Lubes Safe?
Warming lubricants, yay! As winter approaches I want to slather my body with it and jump under the sheets. Possibly with my man, but not necessarily. Let’s have a look at the ingredients in this warming lubrication. Hmmm…. Water, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Benzoic Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate… why did I just put all...
Sex Furniture – Invest or Protest?
Furniture designed specifically to aid in the development of new sex positions – who wouldn’t be intrigued? (Probably lots of people who do missionary style once a month and that’s it). But for the more sexually adventurous there are a multitude of sex furniture options, often called adult wedges, bedroom adventure gear, erotic furniture, sex...
Discretion: We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby
When I was a kid, my mom used to get these catalogs that sold just about everything under the sun, or so it seemed back then. I loved to look at the jewelry, the girly, personalized accessories and the weird gizmos and gadgets, like alarm clocks that gave you the weather report for Singapore. I...
Five Sexy Holiday Gifties
With the holidays approaching faster than even I care to admit, it’s time to start thinking about a unique gift for your girlfriend or wife. Something that says “I cherish you, your body and our sex life.” Depending on your girl, this could be a tricky endeavor for good-intentioned you. You don’t want to choose...
Umberto and Big Orange
Secretly, I ordered a g-spot vibrator. Secretly because Umberto, who kind of lived in my apartment but sometimes lived wherever he fell into a narcoleptic coma, wasn’t reaching my g-spot. He was a true narcoleptic, but I don’t see how that would have affected his sexual performance short of him falling asleep mid-stroke. I’d tell...
Over the Hill and Under the Age
A couple days ago I went into the bank. It was just a regular day at the bank. Oh, except for the over-the-top “over the hill” desk decorations that greeted me when I opened the door. On the very first desk in the building there were yards of bright yellow caution tape, a bunch of...
5 Adult Games We Love This Valentines Day
If all you know about adult games are sex dice (i.e. throw dice with suggestive nouns and/or verbs for crazy combos of fun), congratulations. You’re a step ahead of the sexually repressed. Let’s dig a little deeper and see what else we can find. Nothing says “sexual adventure” like chocolate & sex. If you ask...
A Singular Issue
My own pregnancy was the worst nine months of my life. Here are the things I enjoyed about it: sometimes getting the pregnant lady parking spot at the grocery store, being on Medicaid and cutting to the front of the bathroom line at concerts. Here are a few of the things I did not enjoy:...
