One Free Gift Card, Please. Oh Wait. You Mean For Real?
Uhhhh… free gift cards? For free? And I don’t have to first join a cookie-of –the-month club or buy an elephant? I will be signing up for that NOW, please. So this is what it is: Tickle is giving out $25 gift cards to 5,000 people. Starting today, go to Tickle and put a gift...
Top 10 Gifts for Your Wife
Nespresso C185 Koenig Le Cube Espresso Machine $242. First of all, it’s called “Le Cube.” The French make good espresso, don’t they? Yes they do. It is also “the Macintosh of espresso makers!” (exclamation point included) and boasts “easy capsule ejection” (cue Beavis & Butthead laugh). But seriously, it has a sleek design, warms your...
Top 10 Gifts for Your Boyfriend
Timbuk2 Dolores Chiller Messenger Bag $110. There’s just something special about traveling with alcohol. With this trendy-looking messenger bag, he’ll look like an on-the-go-important-person instead of a beer-toting Saturday afternoon guy. This sucker holds a 12 pack and ice, and comes with an attached bottle opener. Your boyfriend needs this bag. Concert tickets (price...
Get Your Responsibility On: Sex Toy Storage and Care
I’m wagging my finger at you like your mama right now. You mean you just use your sex toys and throw them in a drawer? You have to clean, maintain and store everything else in your life, so it only makes sense that you’d do the same with your vibrator, anal probe, dildo, geisha balls,...
I Heart Grunge. Again.
Grunge fashion, the iconic 90s style that was ultimately co-opted by flannel shirts and pre-ripped jeans at the Gap and modeled by Kate Moss, is on the rise again. What always appealed to me about grunge fashion was its inherent laziness. Ill-fitting clothes from Goodwill became cool. The best grunge outfit could be put together...
Wyoming Man Orchestrates Craigslist Rape, Internet Found Responsible
I love Craigslist. I’ve bought and sold, obtained jobs (including this job) and tried to get rid of my cat. If you knew her, you’d want to get rid of her too. “Gray cat. Excellent mouser. Needs a country home.” Translation: my cat keeps bringing snakes into my house and doesn’t use the litterbox. Craigslist...
Top Sex Toys for Men – no matter what your orientation
Masturbation Tools for Men Anal Sex Toys for Men Do straight men like anal toys? In fact, they do. My guess is that most men would like it if they tried it – but a lot of men won’t try it, because “OMG it might make me gay.” So if you’re a man who likes women, why...
How to Use a Vibrator on Your Wife
You’re saying to yourself, “I’ve finally picked the right vibrator for my wife!” Congratulations! It’s a pretty big step in both of your sex lives, but if you’ve never used one with a woman before, you might need a little advice on what to do. The first thing you should know is what NOT to...
Le Review: LELO Nea
Here’s what I said when I first saw the LELO Nea: “Awww, it’s a vibrator for little people! How thoughtful.” From the pictures, you wouldn’t know how small it is, which is precisely 3” by 4” by 2”. Yeah, it says that on the website, but I’m not a mathematically visual person. Clearly many bullet...
How to Use a Bullet Vibrator
There are many ways to use bullet vibrators – they’re very convenient and simple vibrators that can be used in almost any way. How to Use a Bullet Vibrator Most women position the bullet lengthwise between the labia. Using the bullet vibrator as you masturbate with your fingers, either letting the vibrations go deep by holding it...
10 Fun and Useful Things to Do with a Vibrator
Vibrators, as we all know, are one of the greatest inventions ever. But do you really know how useful they can be? Tape a toothbrush to it. Who says you can’t have a toothbrush with a dual-action head? Give a “gag gift” that’s really not a gag. You know the bride-to-be is going to be...
