Sociology with a Side of Eggs
This morning my husband and I had a little extra time, so we decided to go to our favorite breakfast place. The one with faux sausage and organic eggnog lattes. They were closed. So we went to a down-home Southern cooking kind of place instead. We live in the South. The restaurant was nestled in...
Hey Mister, Throw Me Something: Mardi Gras in Mobile, Alabama
Mardi Gras literally means “Fat Tuesday” in French, but it took me a full day to discern the true meaning of the festivities. Becoming a part of Mardi Gras in Mobile gave me a deeper appreciation for the South and the traditions that were born here. It’s a complete culture, a festive lifestyle where magic...
The DMV is Fun Again!
There’s something universally naughty and interesting about sex in public. Remember when Marge and Homer went back to the mini golf windmill where they first got it on? They found out that public sex was the best thing to happen to their marriage. Sex in public takes me back to good times in parked cars,...
The KGB, Vampires, War… Just Another Day at the Winter Olympics
We thought no ice skating drama could ever, ever top the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding story. Ever. Since any other instance of ice skating drama is now seemingly unfit for media attention, I’ve been a little disappointed. Until I saw this piece aired by NBC about Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko. I’m absolutely stunned. I had...
What Kind of Female Are You? There’s Only 3 Kinds; Choose Wisely!
I was feeling like I needed a good punishing today, so I took a Cosmo quiz online – the most offensive-sounding one I could find. “What Kind of Female Are You” was the title. First of all, it should be “woman,” not “female.” Referring to a woman as a “female” conjures images of rap videos...
TickleSpot Challenge #2: Drop the Hairbrush Microphone
Since I was the invisible tall girl (believe me, it is quite possible to be both tall and invisible—just stand near the back) in my high school choir class, I have long-harbored a secret desire to be Idina Menzel. I may have blended seamlessly into the other sopranos and never had the guts to audition...
5 Luxurious & Romantic Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas
Indulgent Massage Session Ingredients: Massage Oil or Massage Candle, Warm Towels, Dimmed Lights, Relaxing Music. Massages are good for you. They relax tight muscles & improve circulation, but they can also create a really intimate time. Bare skin, slicked down with a Premium Massage Oil… slippery times are ahead. Relaxed & connected, you’ll find yourself...
Dildo Bike
A reader tip came to us suggesting a story on the “Dildo bike.” We we’re dumbfounded, but intrigued. My research took me interesting places… Apparantly the Japanese have been into dildo bikes for some time now, as you can see… And some unlucky soul had their bikeseat stolen by a dick… The Internet can be a...
The We-Vibe 3 looks sexy!
We’ve just found out that the We-Vibe 3 will be shipping in the first week of November, just in time for holiday ordering. We’re very excited to do a hands-on review of it, but until then… What do we like about the We-Vibe 3? The We-Vibe 3 is 40% more powerful through a redesigned motor,...
10 Fun and Useful Things to Do with a Vibrator
Vibrators, as we all know, are one of the greatest inventions ever. But do you really know how useful they can be? Tape a toothbrush to it. Who says you can’t have a toothbrush with a dual-action head? Give a “gag gift” that’s really not a gag. You know the bride-to-be is going to be...
