→ January 28, 2010
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It almost seems too trite to be true – in fact, it sounds like something a panel of male marketing execs came up with. Exec 1: “Women like chocolate. Women like clothes. Hey! Let’s make clothes out of chocolate!” Exec 2: “Why not make chocolate out of clothes?” Exec 1: “…” Exec 2: “Or shoes.” Exec 1: “Yes! Shoes made [...]
→ December 17, 2009
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Here’s what I said when I first saw the LELO Nea: “Awww, it’s a vibrator for little people! How thoughtful.” Like from the pictures, you wouldn’t know how small it is, which is precisely 3” by 4” by 2”. Yeah, it says that on the website, but I’m not a mathematically visual person. Clearly many [...]
→ December 17, 2009
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Lubricants? What’s to know? Grab that olive oil from above the stove and get to it, right? Well, yes. If you’re a man solo masturbating with no sexual aids. If you take nothing else out of this piece of infotainment, take this: generally speaking, don’t use oil based lubes unless you are a man solo masturbating [...]
→ December 11, 2009
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I’m writing this mainly so you don’t do what I did when I got my first vibrator. Here’s what happened. My college roommate and I decided, probably in an altered state of mind, that we needed vibrators. I don’t know why. So the next day we drove way out to the sex store in her Mustang [...]
