→ January 9, 2010
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My sister got me books for Christmas. While the gift of a book can go either way (ONGZ best book evah!!!) or (you must hate me if you thought I’d enjoy this), she done good, I tell you what. The 2009 Pulitzer Prize winner was under the tree (I didn’t get to it until the [...]
→ December 11, 2009
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“Honey? Where’s the kids tonight?” says guy. “Oh, they’re out at a sleepover.” says wife. “What about your parents?” says guy. “Don’t you remember? They went to Atlantic City this weekend.” says wife. “And the guy on the couch?” says guy. “He went to his mom’s house.” says wife. Simultaneous: “OMG WE’RE ALONE!” Does this ever happen to you? Probably not very [...]
→ December 3, 2009
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“Let’s start at the very beginning… a very good place to start…” Remember that song from The Sound of Music? At least I think that’s where it’s from… anyway, I have a vision of Mr. Von Trapp and Maria enjoying a beautiful bedroom moment in the Swiss Alps, at least until all the kids come [...]
→ November 23, 2009
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Not just for BDSM enthusiasts anymore, metal sex toys are now throwing their weight around with couples (and singles) who don’t enjoy hurting themselves or others. Unlike other sex toys, made of silicone, rubber, “jelly” and plastic, a metal toy has no give whatsoever and is much heavier than anything else you’re used to. Precious metal [...]
