10 Indulgent Gifts She Will Love – Valentine’s Day 2012
Sexual Adventure – Shared Couple’s Vibrator We-Vibe 3 Nothing like a new experience to get things going! The We-Vibe 3 is the world’s best couple’s vibrator. Designed to be shared during intercourse, this vibrator now has a remote control and two motors! Wildly powerful, very thoughtful, and something you will both enjoy! One end inserts...
Ophoria Rapture No. 6 – Reviewed
While on the hunt for a superb string of anal beads, the Lover’s Choice Ophoria Rapture No. 6 caught my attention. I was initially drawn in by the uniquely crafted Japanese silicone and the tapered size of the beads (smaller bulbs at the tip and larger bulbs closer to the 2 finger handle). Also, the...
Can I use Vaseline for lube? Answered.
Vaseline is a decent lubricant, but we do not suggest it for use as a lubricant when...
The DMV is Fun Again!
There’s something universally naughty and interesting about sex in public. Remember when Marge and Homer went back to the mini golf windmill where they first got it on? They found out that public sex was the best thing to happen to their marriage. Sex in public takes me back to good times in parked cars,...
What Kind of Female Are You? There’s Only 3 Kinds; Choose Wisely!
I was feeling like I needed a good punishing today, so I took a Cosmo quiz online – the most offensive-sounding one I could find. “What Kind of Female Are You” was the title. First of all, it should be “woman,” not “female.” Referring to a woman as a “female” conjures images of rap videos...
Cock Rings – What are They Good for? Absolutely Something.
Ah, the c-ring. Much like the endangered Mexican walking fish, you’re probably not going to enter your boyfriend’s house and find it lying on the bed. Buying, owning and using a c-ring can be psychologically rough for some guys. This is because c-rings magically turn a not-so-hard penis into a hard penis. Men don’t deal...
An Open Letter from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee in Defense of Australia’s Small-Breasted Sisters
Dear Australia, I have a bone to pick. As a cabinet member of the IBTC, that’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee to you, your “classification board” (i.e. national censorship organization) has overstepped a few boundaries. It was rumored that women with small breasts were banned from being in pornographic films or publications in your country. I...
Upminster: the U.K.’s Sexiest Place
A town of around 13,000 that claims an 81% rate of Christianity, the London suburb of Upminster has been dubbed “England’s Sexiest Place” by Lovehoney UK. Since Upminsterites spend an average of almost eight times as much as other Brits on sex-related products, are all the heathens just wildly hedonistic – or are regular people...
Heirloom Quality Wooden Dildos
Quality crafting, value, and performance are qualities we look for in our everyday products, and the standard should be no less for sex toys. Nothing beats the delicious natural and connected satisfaction of a wooden dildo can deliver, and it holds all of the characteristics I look for when choosing a quality sex toy. For...
Wyoming Man Orchestrates Craigslist Rape, Internet Found Responsible
I love Craigslist. I’ve bought and sold, obtained jobs (including this job) and tried to get rid of my cat. If you knew her, you’d want to get rid of her too. “Gray cat. Excellent mouser. Needs a country home.” Translation: my cat keeps bringing snakes into my house and doesn’t use the litterbox. Craigslist...
Olive’s Sex Toy Chest
My sister got me books for Christmas. While the gift of a book can go either way (ONGZ best book evah!!!) or (you must hate me if you thought I’d enjoy this), she done good, I tell you what. The 2009 Pulitzer Prize winner was under the tree (I didn’t get to it until the...
3 Sexy Sex Toys for Lesbian Couples
Today, we have sex toys for every age, size, color, shape, sex, and sexual orientation. If you are looking for ways to improve your lesbian love life, here are 3 sex toys that should spark your interest: Realdoe The Realdoe Feeldoe by Tantus is the ultimate sex toy for lesbian couples. It is a dual stimulating,...
