A reader tip came to us suggesting a story on the “Dildo bike.” We we’re dumbfounded, but intrigued.
My research took me interesting places…
Apparantly the Japanese have been into dildo bikes for some time now, as you can see…
Japanese Dildo Bike
And some unlucky soul had their bikeseat stolen by a dick…
Dildo as Bike Seat
The Internet can be a scary place. I continued dutifully and found this guy:
Surprisingly, it’s one of the neatest bikes I’ve ever seen. It genuinely has a retractable dildo built into the seat’s shaft. I’m getting a feeling, however, this bike is not yet commercially available… I could be wrong…
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