Our best ranking rabbit vibrators list has been updated! We’ve swapped out a few older models for some exciting new rabbits, including the Picobong Kaya and the LELO Soraya.

New additions for December:

• Picobong Kaya - an exciting value rabbit vibrator; from the sisters of LELO.
• LELO Soraya – our most luxurious rabbit vibrator available.

For the full list of deliciously satisfying rabbit vibrators…

Rabbit Vibrators – Updated! – by TickleSpot Magazine.

UPDATE: (October 31, 2012) Several updates–based on recent reviews and inducted one new clitoral vibrator.

Best Wand-Style Clitoral Massager: 7 Speed Rechargeable Wand Massager

Powerful, reliable, and easy to use–that’s Wand Essentials 7 Speed Wand Massager. If you, once upon a time, had a love-affair with a Hitachi, meet her modern sibling. All the power you’d expect from a wand-style massager, without a 6′ cord tied around your ankles. Internal rechargeable battery recharges quickly, this wand massager is ready when you are. Not too heavy, but incredibly satisfying. Everyone pretty much agrees, this wand massager rocks.

Explore other Wand-Style Massagers.

Most Satisfying Clit Vibrator: LELO Siri

All the power, without the noise–in the palm of your hand. Giving the infamous Hitatchi Magic Wand a run for it’s money, LELO Siri is one of the most powerfully satisfying & amazing clit vibrators we’ve had our hands on. One charge will give you 4 hours of the most mind blowing vibration, fully tuned for personal pleasure. Plenty of features to impress, the LELO Siri will be at home waiting for you just as it was the day you took it out of it’s exquisite packaging. To top it off, the LELO Siri is almost completely silent.

Most Fun Clit Vibrator: PicoBong KIKI

If it wasn’t already cute enough, the PicoBong KIKI is coated with soft, comfortable silicone. We love that it is waterproof. That’s right, take your KIKI in the tub or shower–this inexpensive clitoral vibrator is waterproof to a depth of 3ft. Throw in 12 vibration settings, plenty of power, & it uses a single AAA battery for added convenience. This awesome little clitoral vibrator from PicoBong is nothing but fun!

Most Comfortable Clit Vibrator: bCurious

We love the sleek, ergonomic curves on the bCurious. Easy to clean, waterproof, AND rechargeable? What else could a girl ask for? Oh, yeah. Power. Don’t worry, it packs a punch with its seven vibration pattern settings. The makers at bSwish did it again.

Most Portable Clit Vibrator: LELO Mia

This sexy little vibrator can fit in almost any nook or cranny of your purse, your car, gym bag, or… okay, anywhere. Don’t let its size fool you. Even though we’ve bestowed the honor of most portable on this small vibrator, it’ll still get you there with ease. Yet another fine example of quality LELO vibrators, this one’s rechargeable by USB.

Best Wearable, Hands Free Vibrator for Couples: LELO Tiani

This versatile vibrator by LELO is revolutionary. Using LELO’s new SenseMotion technology, you can control this vibrator with the wireless remote control by tilting or shaking the remote! That’s kind of crazy. Dancing, intense lovemaking, swaying in a hammock–all up to you! Waterproof design takes it to the next level. I love this one because there is really little like it available!

Best Clitoral Vibrator For Couples: We-Vibe Touch

This deluxe easy to use vibrator is made to last. Thanks to the We Vibe Touch, I don’t have to dream any longer for plenty of power and incredible vibe patterns. Ergonomic and easy to position during intercourse, the We-Vibe Touch is perfect for couples.  I can’t help but think that the makers at We-Vibe had me in mind when they designed this amazing vibrator. This waterproof vibrator is easily rechargeable, with the included We-Vibe charger.

Looking for more vibrators for couples?

Best Finger Vibrator: PicoBong IPO

This little vibrator slips onto your finger for easily controlled (and familiar) sensations. The PocoBong IPO is waterproof, made of really nice silicone, has 12 vibration settings, and takes a normal AAA battery. We love this new vibrator, mostly because it is everything we loved about many of our other finger vibrators, but with tons more features – PLUS, the IPO is at a great price! We’ve had our hands on it, it’s worth every penny; customers are loving it. Made by the same folks as the Siri, LELO is the mastermind behind the fantastic PicoBong vibrator line.

Looking for more finger vibrators?

Best Wireless Panty Vibrator: OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH!

We absolutely love this sexy & powerful remote control panty vibe – paired with some of your own undies, this becomes the ultimate hands free clitoral vibe. Operated with a wireless controller, your partner can excite you from up to 20 feet away. With its various settings & voice activated remote (think: music at the club, your lover’s voice, guitar solos, etc.) – your body will love the way this clitoral vibrator feels.

Looking for more vibrating panties? 

Most Affordable Clitoral Vibrator: Athena Clitoral Massager

When it comes to pleasure, it doesn’t always cost a fortune. Athena, developed & endorsed by Dr. Laura Berman, is a single-speed, basic vibrator. It is reliable, for the price, and should last for many’a'many uses before the need for a replacement arises–when it does eventually quit on you, it’ll still be around. A classic favorite for many years, women rave of this fantastic affordable clitoral massager. More of an accessory vibrator than the “every day clitoral vibrator”, the Athena is sure to please.

Most Discreet Clitoral Vibrator: LELO Lily

Perfect as a beginner vibrator, or a fun addition to the seasoned professional’s collection,  this fun toy very effecient, powerful, & sh0uld last for years! Very quiet, completely discreet, easy to use controls.

More discreet clitoral vibrators.

Looking for more clitoral vibrators? Tickle stock’s the world’s most unique and most loved Clitoral Vibrators or see our list of the Best Vibrators.

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10 Best Clitoral Vibrators – by TickleSpot Magazine.

Bestselling Rabbit Vibrators

Finding a good rabbit vibrator is the best feeling in the world;

the dual sensations of pleasure–on the clitoris and internally–can deliver the most deliciously tantalizing, mind-blowing orgasm experience every woman should have.

These are the best rabbit vibrators around; whether you’re a beginner or a veteran rabbit vibe’r, you’ll be sure to find exactly what you’re looking for.

Most Luxurious Rabbit Vibrator: LELO Soraya

The creme-de-la-creme of rabbit vibrators, this deliciously sleek rabbit is curved in all the right places – with all the power of a jack-rabbit and the perfection of the LELO brand. Rechargeable and waterproof, this rabbit has every feature you could imagine, and then some. A sure pleaser.

Best Modern Rabbit Vibrator: Vanity Vr5.5

The Vr5.5 is the most uniquely shaped rabbit vibrators to hit the market. The design is exquisite & absolutely delicious with curves that will hit those pleasure spots like never before. Not to mention, this rabbit is fully equipped with luxury features: waterproof, rechargeable, quiet, multispeed, discreet–the works. For the adventure seeker.

Best Classic Rabbit Vibrator: Silicone Jack Rabbit

A modern take on the classic shape, the Silicone Jack Rabbit upped the ante with premium materials and high quality motors that are powerful and quiet. A true value, this rabbit vibrator is crafted with all the features you could want: waterproof, stainless steel rotating beeds, 3 AA batteries to operate.

Most Versatile Rabbit Vibrator: Duo Vibe – Luv It

With over 400 different sensation combinations, the ‘Luv It’ is truly the most versatile rabbit on the market. Vibratex’s knowledge and years of experience make this incredible rabbit smart –well thought out design and engines make for a delightful experience. Packed with power for intense clitoral and g spot stimulation, crafted from a soft and subtle silicone, and incredibly quiet–leave it to the experts to give you what you want.

Best Rabbit Vibrator for Couples: Butterfly Rabbit – Remote Controlled

Rabbits can be an incredibly sexy addition to a bedroom scene, and the Butterfly Rabbit is just the vibrator for the job. The included remote control makes the perfect tool for some control exploration and a sensually thrilling experience. Also makes a great solo rabbit – full of power, waterproof, and the hundreds of rotating beads make a toe-curling favorite. Looking for more vibrators for couples?

‘Girl’s Best Friend’ Rabbit Vibrator: LELO Ina

The ideal rabbit vibe for the girl who wants to treat herself–perfectly ergonomic, powerful, and rechargeable for 4 hours of play time. Runs with dual motors for precision stimulation that work independently, giving you complete control. Comes with LELO’s always trusted 1-year warranty.

Most Innovative Rabbit Vibrator:Vanity Vr10.5 AKA ‘Snow Bunny’

Jopen aimed to make the mother of all rabbit vibrators – and they did. Scientifically precise curves for pinpoint stimulation, full length and width for deep satisfaction, and every feature under the sun. From a recharging docking station, to a waterproof-velvety-silicone casing, to dual motors with moves that will make your whole body shake.

Best Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator: Remote Control Thrusting Rabbit

Yes, this rabbit has wonderful features, but let’s get down to the fact that it’s thrusting–the shaft thrusts in and out, with the flick of a button. A show-stopping feature, no other rabbit vibrator today boasts this. Includes a remote control for easy operation during solo play–a great tool for couples, too. Operates with 3 AA batteries.

Best All Around Vibrator: PicoBong Kaya 

This rabbit vibrator is made from comfortable and trusted materials. Not only well crafted & designed, Kaya is easy to operate. Feature-packed, yet affordable–Kaya is an excellent choice. It’s overall just a really great rabbit vibrator; cute and sassy with all the power you need. Takes 2 AAA batteries.

Best First Rabbit Vibrator: Butterfly Kiss

The perfect match for a newbie to rabbit vibrators. The Butterfly Kiss rabbits are an incredible value and great entry toy for dual-stimulation exploration. Two AAA batteries to operate; squishy material for comfort and 4” of insertable length–this is the ideal beginner’s rabbit choice. Plus, if you’re looking for a little more, the Platinum Edition Butterfly Kiss features more power and more speeds with all the joy of the original shape. Also, the recently introduced Bunny Kiss is very similar to the Butterfly Kiss–the same features, but with cute bunny ears to tickle your clitoris.

Explore more Rabbit Vibrators and other rankings of rabbit vibrators at our Best Rabbit Vibrator guide.

What’s Your Favorite Rabbit Vibe?

We want to know what you think: what’s the best rabbit vibrator on the market?  Drop us a line and let us know–knowledge is power, my friend. Which is your favorite rabbit?

10 Deliciously Satisfying Rabbit Vibrators – by TickleSpot Magazine.

Don’t get too freaked out by the possibilities. The selection of couple’s vibrators is growing every year, new things come and old things go.

Tips for Buying a Couple’s Vibrator:

• Look for a rechargeable vibrator. You’ll save big time on batteries, they are usually more powerful, and almost always more quiet because of the sealed design.
• Waterproof is still a feature of luxury vibrators, but it’s slowly seeping into more affordable models. Some of the best waterproof vibrators are inexpensive.
• Silicone sex toys can be great, but be concerned about lubricant compatibility… a little. Don’t use silicone lubricant with a silicone vibrator. Stick with waterbased personal lubricants for the never-worry option.
• The best vibrator for couples is a good place to begin looking: they’ve considered all these things, and more!

My best piece of advice for someone buying a couples vibrator is this: choose something that isn’t intimidating, but looks sexy and appeals to you–don’t worry if you don’t know why it appeals to you, just go with it.

Buying Couple’s Vibrators – by TickleSpot Magazine.

If you perused Part One of this article you met The Screamer, that glorious incarnation of the most extreme and publicly hilarious effects of stress. You also know that I do not want to be like her, and I don’t want you to be either. So I promised I would do some research into the scientific side of stress and see if there is anything we can do to stop embarrassing ourselves in public and calm down a little of that road rage. What follows is the friendliest, least scary version of my findings. And just a note, the stress factors I’m focusing on in this article are just the everyday things that leave us tense: jobs, bosses, traffic, etc. I don’t mean to say (in any way) that there is a right or wrong way to deal with stress. Or that the way someone might encounter stress doesn’t come from something deeper like psychological or physical trauma, and other factors that call for professional help. Alright…whew. Disclaimer, done.

When understanding stress it is important to remember that we are simply reacting to stimuli that provoke a fight-or-flight response. That’s all stress is. We are subconsciously deciding whether to put up our fists or bravely run away. In the wake of a perceived threat, our endocrine system floods our bodies with hormones that will heighten our senses during this time of great struggle. Luckily our stress hormones are no longer triggered by a woolly mammoth charging towards our cave. Then again, I can think of a couple previous employers that felt almost as life-threatening.

The world we live in is hardly conducive to peace and serenity, so our stress hormones are likely to be frequently triggered. In fact, our current culture has created a monster now known as “chronic stress syndrome.” When our stress hormones rise dramatically they need time to go back to their normal level. This can take about 72 hours. But these days our stress hormones can be triggered so often that they never have the chance to stabilize resulting in this dreadful syndrome where you can literally feel stressed all the time.

Adrenaline, growth hormone, and norepinephrine are all labeled as stress hormones. One of the most critical stress hormones is cortisol, which takes the longest to return to a normal level. The long-term effects of high cortisol levels include heart disease, problems with digestion, increased abdominal weight gain, blood sugar imbalances, decreased immunity, and severe loss of collagen in the skin. This last one is scientific proof that chronic stress will make you look older. Curses! It’s also been shown that high cortisol levels impede memory function. Which is why if you’re stressed about being late for work, that’s the most likely time you’ll forget where you put your car keys.

There are no pills on the market that can block the hormones that rise when we are stressed. Trust me, it was the first thing I looked into when I began researching for this article. So what do we do? Are we doomed to worry?

I’ve definitely been at points where I felt my stress begin to snowball and had no clue how it started. Was I this worried about meeting the deadline before or after I got the note on my door pointing out that my rent was late? Then all of a sudden, I’m beginning to tear up and wonder if I will end up living in a cardboard box downtown…or how I would afford the hospital bills if I got in a car wreck tomorrow…or whether or not I’m doomed to feel this stressed out forever. Oh, jeebus, what if I feel this way forever!!!!!? So here are some ideas to get you started because I can assure you…you will not feel this way forever but most times just saying that doesn’t do jack.

Take a deep breath and look back.  What was the one thing that provoked your stress? Remember, our fight-or-flight response can be triggered by things as simple as loud noises: a dog bark, a car horn, a phone ringing. This will calm you down and help prevent the snowball-effect. But now what about the hormones running rampant in your body? One thing that studies show reduces cortisol levels is the hardest thing to accomplish when you’re stressed. Laughter. Who knew?

Then there’s exercise…I don’t do it because I don’t like it and the only thing on me that should be running is my mascara when I get nostalgic over a Disney movie. So if you’re like me and you don’t work out, try to do something mildly physical. Even cleaning has been shown to reduce stress levels because it isn’t strenuous but subliminally gives you the sense that you’re accomplishing something.

Deep breathing, music therapy, and massage therapy all reduce cortisol levels. Then there are those of us who always wonder if we’re doing the breathing exercises right and can’t afford a massage therapist. In that case, singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite song really will do the trick. Journaling is even calming because it forces you to organize your thoughts and consider them one at a time. Essentially, there are endless ways we can take a moment to calm down and give our stress hormones a break.

To conclude, I think I discovered that the main key to dealing with stress is to understand it. Stress can be triggered in a million little ways, but it’s basically an involuntary release of hormones. We might as well start saying to ourselves, “I may feel crazy, but it’s not entirely my fault.” That takes a lot of pressure off. Not to say that sometimes stressing about something is a way of reminding ourselves how important that something is…but there comes a point where stressing isn’t doing a darn thing about keeping that important thing safe or getting that important thing done. There is a healthy balance somewhere in this mess, and I’m determined to find it. So while I work on that, I’m suppose I should talk to my landlord about that rent.

When Stress Turns You Into A Monster: Part Two – by TickleSpot Magazine.

There’s a new cooking show on the radio: “Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert: Turn & Burn” will run for five weeks; its first episode aired last night. The featured guest was celebrity chef Mario Batali. I was way too busy preparing for the men’s figure skating finals to tune in, and I don’t have Sirius radio (but desperately need it). So I wasn’t there. But wait – cooking show on the radio? How does that work? Hopefully better than the one I hear on NPR sometimes. I have a bleak memory of driving lost through the North Carolina foothills after an overnight canoe trip, listening to some woman talk about pie crust for twenty minutes.

But I’m not worried. Even Anthony Bourdain’s voice is handsome – and he’s the archetypical bad boy of the food world. He can cook and eat anything, climb mountains in Peru while smoking cigarettes, and hang out stoned on a Jamaican beach. I know less about Ripert – he’s more subtle, toned-down, with a lovely French accent and a sly wit that surprises you when it pops out. So already, these two make a good radio pair.

To promote their show, they appeared on the televised Martha Stewart show. Hilarity ensued as they discussed food porn with Martha. Avocados and freshly-cracked eggs made the homemaker maven extremely uncomfortable. “It just looks like egg to me,” she laughed, obviously wishing the studio floor would swallow her up and take her to a brain-cleaning station. There was an inexplicable mound of fresh durians on the table, and when asked what her food fetish might be, Martha said, “Durian.”  Which is the most wretched-smelling food item known to the Western world. Bourdain himself gagged on it in one of his shows. So, prickly puke-colored fruits that smell like hot garbage turn Martha on? Well, I guess that explains a few things. Martha quickly moved the program along to the cooking segment; coq au vin was the meal du jour.

If you visit Martha’s Sirius site (is it not XM anymore? What’s up with that?), the show appears to be pleasantly decorous and educational, offering a “taste of the ins and outs of the food world.” But, having learned everything I know about food from No Reservations and Top Chef, I already know enough to know this show will be anything but Martha-esque. Food ethics is a subject on the menu, as well as vegetarianism, sustainability and food in the media. Like Food Network media or McDonald’s commercial media? I’ll have to find a way to tune in, and you stay tuned too for more of my ranting about food porn and the hotness of Anthony Bourdain.

Food on the Air with Bourdain and Ripert – by TickleSpot Magazine.

There’s something universally naughty and interesting about sex in public. Remember when Marge and Homer went back to the mini golf windmill where they first got it on? They found out that public sex was the best thing to happen to their marriage.

Sex in public takes me back to good times in parked cars, state parks, and underneath a wooden stage. It was wrong, it was bad, you shouldn’t do it and even if you should, you have no place to do it because you live with your parents. Yarrrgghhhh! If someone’s parents went out of town and you got a bedroom to yourself, it was magic.

Now you’re the parents, and your bedroom, even your entire house, gets boring. “Honey, have you seen my black socks?” “I don’t know dear, did you check the dryer?” And so on and so forth; after so many mundane conversations held in the place with the giant bed of love, the giant bed of love ceases to represent sex and only represents sleeping, reading and snuggling with non-threatening animals. So what does that mean for solo bedroom play? Even that gets boring. No hiding sex toys (except maybe from kids, and that’s not exciting), no stifling moans – just you in your own house in your own bed with your own vibrator. Perfection 10 years ago, utterly boring now. Truly, the grass is always greener.

So, my legions of underage adventurers, this guide is not for you. In fact, you could probably write it better than me, considering how often you need to hide your interludes from… everyone. Not that I’m endorsing that. None of my business.

You (grown-up) and your (grown-up) partner have probably messed around in public before – but have you ever messed around in public by yourself? No? Oh, then you definitely need to. And I know that just by looking at the number of sex toys available designed to be “hidden” while in use.

First, let’s talk about vibrators. Play in public–either solo or with your partner–with the bNaughty Unleashed . Typically, I wouldn’t suggest this, but it is wireless, powerful & quiet. Meetings, train rides, dinner dates, movies, concerts, waiting in line at the DMV… it’ll never be the same again. I’m totally taking this baby to traffic court next time.

On the subject of traffic court, the last time I went I took my phone/mp3 player thing. It made the wait bearable I guess, though everyone thought I was crazy for singing System of a Down acapella. What I should have had is an OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH!. Because how can you live the rest of your life without the goddess of all underwear, the vibrating panty? Had I been wearing this vibe on that fateful day, my socially conscious metal would have been giving me an orgasm, and my acapella singing would have been entirely different. This crazy vibrator plugs into your mp3 player and vibrates with the beat of your favorite tracks. Best…invention…ever. I am ordering one of these and will be wearing it, like, all the time.

Something else you can wear all the time for public fun: butt plugs and Ben Wa Balls. Hats off to you if you can wear both at the same time, because I can’t. I tried. Do some Kegels while getting some anal love, all while you’re ordering your skinny-caramel-macchiato no-whip-at-120-degrees. I know one guy who wears his butt plug to church. Sermons will never be the same again, though I do not suggest doing this at a church where anal pleasure will send you to hell. There, I’ve crossed 95% of potential churches off my list! Thank you, butt plug.

So go out for sex next time – alone or with someone. I understand there are these “decency laws.” Which is what makes it all the more exciting. Don’t get caught! There’s very few places you can’t wear sex toys under your clothes – like going through airport security, for example. Or if you’re a nudist. You at least need some underwear to hold your toys in place.

Seriously, don’t break the law.

The DMV is Fun Again! – by TickleSpot Magazine.

Just made numerous updates to our best clit vibrator rankings. A few new items added to the list, including the new bCurious and the LELO Siri. We’ve also kept many of the same clitoral vibrators on the list.

New additions October:

• PicoBong IPO replaced the Emotional Bliss Isis due to availability issues as our favorite finger vibrator.
• PicoBong KiKi replaced the KiWi – the KiWi has apparantly been discontinued, or is having some delivery issues. Problem. Solved.
• A new We-Vibe 3 has been announced and is now available from Tickle as a Pre-Order. Will be removing the We-vibe 2 soon.

For the full list of best clit vibrators…

Clit Vibrators – Updated! – by TickleSpot Magazine.

A few nights ago I asked my ex-Marine husband how women dealt with menstruation in a makeshift camp in the middle of the desert. He didn’t really know, but he thought they must travel stocked with tampons. He went on to inform me that some argue menstruation is reason enough to not allow women into combat units. I rolled my eyes. Then he said, “I think the opposite could be true. What they should do is get all the military women synched up [yes, I taught him that] and unleash them all at once on an enemy. Never underestimate the power of PMS.”

Initially, I wasn’t sure how to take this. I was still reeling from the Dodge Charger ad and its blistering YouTube response, which suggests that men believe the main reason women get angry is because they have PMS. As if there was nothing tangible for a woman to be screaming about; it’s all just female hormones. Had my husband been a woman and made the PMS comment, I probably wouldn’t have prickled. But of course, I was on my period, and I took offense. “You have to admit though,” he said, “some women use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.” I do in fact hate when women do that, so I agreed, and that matter was dropped.

It is true that American women, while officially banned from combat units, experience most of the same dangers of war that men do. Every time you leave the compound, an IED or rocket propelled grenades are imminent. And the weapons don’t really care if you’re male or female. I asked my husband to outline the reasons against women serving on the front lines (both of us were unsure of our positions, and we wanted to examine the issue critically. Yes, this is what we do at night). What came out was:

• Women aren’t as strong as men. If she had to carry a soldier on her back in a combat zone, could she do it?

Why it’s wrong: Women soldiers should have to pass the same physical fitness tests as men, like firefighters and police officers. A man doing 30 pull-ups and a woman hanging on the pull-up bar for 30 seconds are not the same. If she can pass the tests, she can do the job.

• Women have PMS. Stuck in a foxhole for days, she might go postal, possibly on her own unit.

Why it’s wrong: I suppose a woman might go insane in a combat zone. I suppose a man might go insane in a combat zone. Soldiers with verifiable psychological conditions are not sent to the frontlines. If we keep women back too, I guess that means all women are psychotic. Good thing we don’t have them working as doctors and teachers. Oh wait…

• Women are mothers who would leave shattered children’s lives in the wake of their deaths. Related: our society is not ready to see women coming home in body bags or with their legs blown off.

Why it’s wrong: Fathers die in war. So do sons and brothers. I’m pretty sure the death of either parent is equally traumatic.  And the fact is, we’ve already seen women come home in body bags, or with missing limbs, from Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s already happening. America’s going to have to deal with it.

• Unit cohesion. Having a woman in a combat unit can cause infighting. For example, if the other soldiers think she’s not pulling her weight, or that she’s incredibly hostile since she’s outnumbered, it will fracture the whole unit.

Why it’s wrong: Sure, a woman could fracture a group. But that was the same excuse used to keep African-Americans out of the military, unless it was convenient. It’s still used as an excuse against sending homosexual men to combat zones. Even if a unit is composed entirely of WASPs, there’s probably going to be at least one annoying guy that could damage unit cohesion.

• A woman might sexually tempt the men too much, or get pregnant.

Why it’s wrong: The kind of woman who wants to join the infantry and go to the frontlines of a war with an Uzi strapped to her back… I suppose I’m stereotyping a little, but I don’t exactly think she’s going to be a flirty little thing. She’s come so far – she’s as committed to the mission as the men are, and if they can’t control themselves around her, maybe the weak-in-the-loins man should be sent back – not the woman. If a woman does choose to have sex while engaged in a combat zone, I guess she better make sure to use a condom, which she should do anyway, at home or at war.

The day after my husband and I had this conversation (both of us came to the conclusion that if women can pass the necessary physical fitness tests, they should be allowed to deploy in a combat unit), I read this New York Times blog that exactly mirrored our sentiments. Embedded in the post is a CNN video of women serving in combat units in the Israeli army, where citizens are required to perform a minimum two-year stint in the military. Were the American Armed Forces to adopt full equality policies (for women and homosexuals), it wouldn’t be unprecedented.

One issue I’m still grappling to understand is that of combat pay, or imminent danger pay, as it’s called. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D – D.C.) stated in a post on her website that women deployed in combat zones don’t receive combat pay (a whopping extra $225/month) or appropriate bonuses. However, this lengthy report by the National Women’s Law Center says that women received combat pay during Desert Storm. I’d love to hear from any women in uniform who can shed some light on the relationship between combat pay and gender – let alone the role of American women in combat.

Tickle is proud to support women and men in the military.

Five Myths About Women in Combat – by TickleSpot Magazine.

Technine Dime Series LTD Women’s Snowboard $240. They’re pink, black and totally badass. The product description says “Women’s snowboard features a soft flex pattern and radial sidecuts for easy turning. Snowboard also boasts a poplar full-wood core to make it light enough to achieve air time.” I don’t know what that means, but a snowboard is always a good present, unless she just broke a rib or something.

Concert tickets (price varies, you should drop at least $100). Your advice is the same as that given to your girlfriend: Don’t get her tickets to see Megadeth unless she really likes Megadeth. Get her concert tickets for something she actually likes and hopefully you can pick an artist/band that doesn’t make you throw up a little bit. Some possibilities your girlfriend might like, coming up after Christmas: Rusted Root, Weezer, Sheryl Crow, Edwin McCain, John Mayer and Chris Isaak.

OhMiBod Vibrator $70. It’s a vibrator that plugs into her iPod. Do you really need any more information than that? It’s the most awesome idea ever and yes, the vibrator works in tandem with the speed and rhythm of the music. Vibrator + iPod = Oh My God.

Gustav Klimt prints $259 framed. Women like art. They like sensitive men who like art. Klimt painted all these masterful works of beautiful women in semi-nude states. Show her that you appreciate the human form. Maybe she will then show her appreciation for your human form.

Garden Charging Station $23. Looks like a plant, charges cell phones, iPods, PDAs and MP3 players, presumably all at the same time. All those tangled-up cords are so ugly. Let’s put a pretend plant over them. There, much better.

Hot air balloon ride over Napa Valley $510. Yeah, this one’s gonna cost you. Assuming you don’t live in San Fran, you’ll have to add flight, car & hotel room to the deal (what, I’m plugging Hotwire now?!). Sip on some wine from the Napa Valley while you look at it from the air. Caution: not for the scared-of-heights-freakout type.

Sam Edelman Sable Tall Boot $250. Sexy, sexy boots. She’ll love to wear them, you’ll love to watch her wearing them, and to all her friends she’ll be like “OMG my boyfriend got me the hottest boots!” Nice job, Boyfriend.

Carnal Pleasures Collection $72. Show her your naughty yet sensitive side with tickly feathers, aphrodisiac oil, raspberry powder and mint cream, among other fun and gelatinous things.

Earthlust 33oz Stainless Steel Bottle $20. Get over your Nalgene and Sigg bottles – they’re so… I don’t know, it’s time for something new. Good reviews, cute designs, even holds ice cubes. Buy steel – go America!

Sephora Deluxe Fragrance Sampler for Her $50. Don’t know which fragrance to get her? How about a bunch of them, you know, good ones, without going broke in the process? Michael Kors, Versace, Dior, Prada, Juicy Couture and others. If that means nothing to you, fine. But those names probably mean something to her. And grab this up soon – it’s almost half off its original price of $94.

Top 10 Gifts for Your Girlfriend – by TickleSpot Magazine.