A management professor once told me that you should always have at least one outfit in your wardrobe that you cannot afford. This is, of course, because you need to look absolutely smashing to show important people that you are a force to be reckoned with. He was speaking in terms of job interviews, but...
“Let’s start at the very beginning… a very good place to start…” Remember that song from The Sound of Music? At least I think that’s where it’s from… anyway, I have a vision of Mr. Von Trapp and Maria enjoying a beautiful bedroom moment in the Swiss Alps, at least until all the kids come...
A T-shirt designed by her favorite band $25. “OMG OMG mom, shut up! A T-shirt designed by The Shins? WHERE did you find this?!?!” Things you should know first: 1. Make sure she actually likes the band or artist you pick. 2. The available bands are more or less “indie rock,” so if you’ve heard...
Technine Dime Series LTD Women’s Snowboard $240. They’re pink, black and totally badass. The product description says “Women’s snowboard features a soft flex pattern and radial sidecuts for easy turning. Snowboard also boasts a poplar full-wood core to make it light enough to achieve air time.” I don’t know what that means, but a snowboard...
Fuego Element Grill $450. Men like grills. Men will like this grill because it looks kind of like a spaceship with wheels and fire. You can cook pizza and pancakes on this thing. Probably steaks and burgers too. It even hides the ugly green propane tank so nothing will come between a man and the...
My mom used the word “holla” on Facebook. There, I said it. There’s really no way to preface that statement. I guess it’s pretty cool that my mom is on Facebook in the first place (considering she just learned how to swipe her credit card at the gas pump – but more about that later)....
Warming lubricants, yay! As winter approaches I want to slather my body with it and jump under the sheets. Possibly with my man, but not necessarily. Let’s have a look at the ingredients in this warming lubrication. Hmmm…. Water, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Benzoic Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate… why did I just put all...
Furniture designed specifically to aid in the development of new sex positions – who wouldn’t be intrigued? (Probably lots of people who do missionary style once a month and that’s it). But for the more sexually adventurous there are a multitude of sex furniture options, often called adult wedges, bedroom adventure gear, erotic furniture, sex...
Going green is not a fad – it’s a part of our lives now, and conscious living extends to everything we human beings do. Have you thought about your sex life lately? It’s true – you can enhance your sexual experiences, either privately or with your partner, while creating an earth-friendly atmosphere worthy of romantic...
When I was a kid, my mom used to get these catalogs that sold just about everything under the sun, or so it seemed back then. I loved to look at the jewelry, the girly, personalized accessories and the weird gizmos and gadgets, like alarm clocks that gave you the weather report for Singapore. I...
With the holidays approaching faster than even I care to admit, it’s time to start thinking about a unique gift for your girlfriend or wife. Something that says “I cherish you, your body and our sex life.” Depending on your girl, this could be a tricky endeavor for good-intentioned you. You don’t want to choose...
A couple days ago I went into the bank. It was just a regular day at the bank. Oh, except for the over-the-top “over the hill” desk decorations that greeted me when I opened the door. On the very first desk in the building there were yards of bright yellow caution tape, a bunch of...
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