New year, new decade, new times – makes us want to have new selves. Again I return to my friend Ambrose Bierce, who affirms that there is in fact nothing new under the sun, but there are plenty of old things we don’t know about yet. And by old things I mean, like, things that...
Funny thing happened this morning. I go on Twitter to, you know, twat about mundane things, and I get the message “Twitter is over capacity.” With a cute picture of a whale. I don’t twat a whole lot, but I’ve never seen that before. Flickr has monthly size limits, Pandora has a 40-hour quota, even...
“Honey? Where’s the kids tonight?” says guy. “Oh, they’re out at a sleepover.” says wife. “What about your parents?” says guy. “Don’t you remember? They went to Atlantic City this weekend.” says wife. “And the guy on the couch?” says guy. “He went to his mom’s house.” says wife. Simultaneous: “OMG WE’RE ALONE!” Does this...
A management professor once told me that you should always have at least one outfit in your wardrobe that you cannot afford. This is, of course, because you need to look absolutely smashing to show important people that you are a force to be reckoned with. He was speaking in terms of job interviews, but...
“Let’s start at the very beginning… a very good place to start…” Remember that song from The Sound of Music? At least I think that’s where it’s from… anyway, I have a vision of Mr. Von Trapp and Maria enjoying a beautiful bedroom moment in the Swiss Alps, at least until all the kids come...
A T-shirt designed by her favorite band $25. “OMG OMG mom, shut up! A T-shirt designed by The Shins? WHERE did you find this?!?!” Things you should know first: 1. Make sure she actually likes the band or artist you pick. 2. The available bands are more or less “indie rock,” so if you’ve heard...
Technine Dime Series LTD Women’s Snowboard $240. They’re pink, black and totally badass. The product description says “Women’s snowboard features a soft flex pattern and radial sidecuts for easy turning. Snowboard also boasts a poplar full-wood core to make it light enough to achieve air time.” I don’t know what that means, but a snowboard...
Fuego Element Grill $450. Men like grills. Men will like this grill because it looks kind of like a spaceship with wheels and fire. You can cook pizza and pancakes on this thing. Probably steaks and burgers too. It even hides the ugly green propane tank so nothing will come between a man and the...
My mom used the word “holla” on Facebook. There, I said it. There’s really no way to preface that statement. I guess it’s pretty cool that my mom is on Facebook in the first place (considering she just learned how to swipe her credit card at the gas pump – but more about that later)....
Warming lubricants, yay! As winter approaches I want to slather my body with it and jump under the sheets. Possibly with my man, but not necessarily. Let’s have a look at the ingredients in this warming lubrication. Hmmm…. Water, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Benzoic Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate… why did I just put all...
Furniture designed specifically to aid in the development of new sex positions – who wouldn’t be intrigued? (Probably lots of people who do missionary style once a month and that’s it). But for the more sexually adventurous there are a multitude of sex furniture options, often called adult wedges, bedroom adventure gear, erotic furniture, sex...
Going green is not a fad – it’s a part of our lives now, and conscious living extends to everything we human beings do. Have you thought about your sex life lately? It’s true – you can enhance your sexual experiences, either privately or with your partner, while creating an earth-friendly atmosphere worthy of romantic...
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Jan 7, 2012
TickleSpot Challenge #2: Drop the Hairbrush Microphone
Jan 7, 2012
Cock Rings – What are They Good for? Absolutely Something.
Jan 6, 2012
Her Life Was Saved by Rock’n'Roll
Jan 6, 2012
An Open Letter from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee in Defense of Australia’s Small-Breasted Sisters
Jan 5, 2012