Furniture designed specifically to aid in the development of new sex positions – who wouldn’t be intrigued? (Probably lots of people who do missionary style once a month and that’s it). But for the more sexually adventurous there are a multitude of sex furniture options, often called adult wedges, bedroom adventure gear, erotic furniture, sex adventure furniture… you get the idea. Here’s a quick check of the pros and cons of sex furniture to help you determine if it’s right for you.

Pros

  • A major explosion of all kinds of new sex. Always had trouble getting into that perfect position? There’s sex furniture for that. Do you get cramps in various muscles when you’re working it? There’s sex furniture for that. Do you want to have weightless sex? Yes – there’s sex furniture for that too.
  • The Liberators. These beautiful products go way beyond bedroom wedges to give you and your partner the most comfy love nests and sex position aids. When I was a kid I had a neon pink bean bag chair. I loved it. I slept in it. I read in it. It was the coolest thing ever. Imagine this redesigned for adult use and unbelievably luxurious. Got back injuries? Get a Zeppelin Cocoon and the sex is back just like that.
  • New, intimate experiences during your alone time. I love these fun, bouncy ball vibrators. I like to be on top, and it bothers me when I’m using my vibrator and I try to get on top, I fall over or cramp up. The logistics aren’t there. But with dildo bouncy balls, problem solved. No partner necessary – orgasm unavoidable.
  • If you like bondage but keep losing your handcuffs and black silk ties, some types of bedroom adventure gear come with built-in restraints for no-hassle bondage fun.
  • Inflatable sex furniture is less expensive and deflates for easy storage.
  • Handles. I know it seems simple, but how many times have you been in flagrante delicto because you had nothing to grab onto? Yeah… definitely been there.

Cons:

  • Quality sex adventure furniture is expensive! It would be nice to know whether you’ll use it frequently or not before you buy. But you won’t know until you try… and I wouldn’t recommend trying to return it.
  • Quality erotic furniture takes up room. Sometimes a lot of room in your room, which gets tricky in a studio apartment or that super-funky old house with no closets. Where did people used to put their clothes 100 years ago?
  • Inflatable sex furniture is less costly, but be forewarned, my big-boned brothers and sisters. Nothing kills the mood like popping your inflatable love wedge in the middle of a seriously hot session. I’ve come across a few pieces that hold two people to a max of 300 pounds. My man and I will definitely not be using that one.

So, to sum up: Do you have the money? Do you have the space? Do you have the adventurous spirit? If the answer to all of these is “yes,” then I suggest you go for a sex furniture purchase. Leave me a comment and tell me what you think – what do you have, how well does it work, can you store it, do you love it?