10 Best Clitoral Vibrators
UPDATE: (October 31, 2012) Several updates–based on recent reviews and inducted one new clitoral vibrator. Best Wand-Style Clitoral Massager: 7 Speed Rechargeable Wand Massager Powerful, reliable, and easy to use–that’s Wand Essentials 7 Speed Wand Massager. If you, once upon a time, had a love-affair with a Hitachi, meet her modern sibling. All the power you’d expect from a...
10 Deliciously Satisfying Rabbit Vibrators
Bestselling Rabbit Vibrators Finding a good rabbit vibrator is the best feeling in the world; the dual sensations of pleasure–on the clitoris and internally–can deliver the most deliciously tantalizing, mind-blowing orgasm experience every woman should have. These are the best rabbit vibrators around; whether you’re a beginner or a veteran rabbit vibe’r, you’ll be sure...
The DMV is Fun Again!
There’s something universally naughty and interesting about sex in public. Remember when Marge and Homer went back to the mini golf windmill where they first got it on? They found out that public sex was the best thing to happen to their marriage. Sex in public takes me back to good times in parked cars,...
Couples’ Rings – Who Uses Couples’ Rings?
Ah, the couples’ ring. Much like the endangered Mexican walking fish, you’re unlikely to see one in your boyfriend’s bedroom. Buying, owning and using a couples’ ring (c-ring) can be psychologically rough for some guys, but they shouldn’t be so bothered. C-rings have the power to magically turn a not-so-hard erection into a rock-hard erection....
How To Give a Good Blowjob
So you want to know how to give a blow job. Well you’re going to have to be prepared to practice! Fellatio, or giving a blow job, is a sex act most men love receiving, so if you know how to do it well, it could be mutually beneficial. I recommend beginning a blow job...
What Kind of Female Are You? There’s Only 3 Kinds; Choose Wisely!
I was feeling like I needed a good punishing today, so I took a Cosmo quiz online – the most offensive-sounding one I could find. “What Kind of Female Are You” was the title. First of all, it should be “woman,” not “female.” Referring to a woman as a “female” conjures images of rap videos...
Olive’s Sex Toy Chest
My sister got me books for Christmas. While the gift of a book can go either way (ONGZ best book evah!!!) or (you must hate me if you thought I’d enjoy this), she done good, I tell you what. The 2009 Pulitzer Prize winner was under the tree (I didn’t get to it until the...
An Open Letter from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee in Defense of Australia’s Small-Breasted Sisters
Dear Australia, I have a bone to pick. As a cabinet member of the IBTC, that’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee to you, your “classification board” (i.e. national censorship organization) has overstepped a few boundaries. It was rumored that women with small breasts were banned from being in pornographic films or publications in your country. I...
Phthalates: Hard to Spell, Hard to Understand
When Googling phthalates (pronounced “thal-ates”), the first-page domain names include ourstolenfuture.org, thedailygreen.com, chemicalbodyburden.org and pollutioninpeople.org. Clearly environmentalists are concerned. But it’s called “environmental science” for a reason: empirical, data-driven studies are the foundation, and this plastic house appears slightly wobbly. Some of the health concerns attributed to phthalates are caused by high-level exposure and include...
Dragging Out the Inner Supermodel
Vogue, Vanity Fair, Allure, Glamour, InStyle….you name it, I read it. I’m fascinated by fashion, the models, the celebrities, the advertisements for things I can’t afford. But my addiction was compounded years ago when I discovered tabloids (People Magazine and US Weekly are my preference, but I’ll stoop to OK! or Life&Style if I really...
Unequal Rights: when women hit
I had some friends in a difficult situation. It went like this: Young-ish boy meets younger girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has boy’s baby. They work in retail. No college. No money. So they fight. They fight a lot. Boy has temper, but girl is passive-aggressive and has secret demons. Girl hits...
Sugar and Spice (and everything nice!): Sexy ideas to spice up the night
It’s human nature to want to pleasure your partner to the best of your ability. I’m constantly concerned about if he’s enjoying himself, if I look sexy enough, or if I’m even doing it right…when really the best sex happens when both of us are uninhibited and can just let go. If you’re feeling a...
