What Are You Scared Of?
I avoid the dentist at all costs. The sound of the metal instruments scraping against my teeth is worse to me than the proverbial nails on a chalkboard; the dentist always seems so judgmental, and I’ve never once left without bleeding gums from some floss-happy nurse. Besides, doesn’t it seem contradictory to pay someone to...
The New Feminist: Friend or Foe?
I’ve always considered myself an outspoken, independent woman but I’ve never referred to myself as a “feminist.” To me, the word is slightly outdated. It conjures stereotyped images of hairy-legged, bra-burning man-haters intent on never wearing mascara, striding forth in unattractive boots to scare men into the idea of gender equality. In the 90’s “feminism”...
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska:” The end of her road to celebrity
What is it Sarah Palin really wants: the presidency or network prime-time? She has now secured one of these goals, and it’s the option that is least hair-raising, if only by a little bit. Discovery Communications and A&E both showed interest in airing “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” but Discovery won the fight and will air the...
How To Get My Boyfriend To Tickle Me
Getting close to your boyfriend can be a lot of fun. Getting him in the mood, however, may be another story, which is why tickling can be so much fun. There’s a lot of fun to be had with tickling, especially the sensations from the body and the whoop of laughter that usually ensues. How...
Naughty Neighbors
My neighbors don’t know me. They don’t know my name, where I work, or even a phone number to call if something unfortunate happens. My home is my personal sanctuary where I can walk around naked, sing silly songs to my couch-potato bulldog and watch cheesy ‘90s movies without being judged by the middle-aged families...
