Browsing Tag »lubricants«
→ December 17, 2009
Lubricants? What’s to know? Grab that olive oil from above the stove and get to it, right?
Well, yes. If you’re a man solo masturbating with no sexual aids. If you take nothing else out of this piece of infotainment, take this: generally speaking, don’t use oil based lubes unless you are a man solo masturbating [...]
→ December 3, 2009
Remember the good old days when you could throw your lubricant, sex toy cleaner and giant honking dildo in your carry-on bag and not really worry about it? My friend, those days are long gone. I appreciate air travel safety on all levels – terrorists suck, go America. So TSA, I’m willing to work with [...]
→ November 23, 2009
Warming lubricants, yay! As winter approaches I want to slather my body with it and jump under the sheets. Possibly with my man, but not necessarily.
Let’s have a look at the ingredients in this warming lubrication. Hmmm…. Water, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Benzoic Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate… why did I just put all [...]